We have interrupted this domain and commandeered the site. Make no mistake, you are in danger! I am part of the Resistance, a group of highly skilled Uniques, in hiding, dedicated to exposing the forces that want to control or kill Uniques. Uniques like you!

Whatever E.S.C.H.E.R. Corp has told you is a lie! They are not here to help you, but to use you and your unique ability to control our reality with your reality!
We are transmitting from a mirror dimension. Read on quickly before our signal is cut!